Tuesday, May 17, 2011

IMPORTANT PRESS RELEASE!!!

In light of recent events, I feel the importance to come clean with my readers about something.  Please read my (un)official press release below.  It will (not) be released to the media (any time) soon.

Please note, the above press release is meant totally tongue in cheek. (Which is much less dangerous and painful than a tooth in your chest.)
Thank you.


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