Friday, May 13, 2011

THINGS FROM CHILDHOOD THAT DEFINE US

Yesterday’s “Simon in the Morning” show had a segment about things from our childhood that have defined who we are now.
For instance, Jake told about having to lie to get into the fair one year.  It bothered him so much, not only did he not have fun that day, years later he still follows all rules very strictly. 
That got me to thinking about what defines some of the things in my life.  The first thing I thought of is an irrational thought I’ve had for over 40 years now, all because of the program “Night Gallery”.  I was probably about 10 when I saw the episode, and to be honest, I really don’t remember exactly what it was about, other than there was a spider involved.

What I remember is this guy trying to wash a spider down his kitchen sink.  The spider would go down the drain; then come back.  After a bit, you noticed that each time the spider came back, it got a little bigger and hairier.  At one point the guy had trouble getting the spider down the drain, (it was about the size of a small Chihuahua by then), but he managed to do it, and it didn’t come back.
The next thing I remember about the show is the guy going into his bedroom, and here’s this HUGE spider that attacks him.
I know it’s just TV; a spider doesn’t really grow like on “Night Gallery”.  Does this mean that I wash spiders down the drain? NOT A CHANCE!!!
If I ever have problems with a spider in a sink, I just let it be, (though I do keep an eye on it).  As much as I really don’t like spiders, (okay, let’s face it, I HATE spiders!), and don’t want them around, I just can’t wash them down the drain.  In the back of my mind I always remember that “Night Gallery” episode. 
I realize this is TOTALLY irrational thinking, yet, I won’t do it.  In fact, if anyone else washes a spider down the drain while I’m around, (like my son did once), I make sure to let the spider know it wasn’t ME that did it! 
I know there’s someone out there probably saying, “just scoop the spider out of the sink”…NO WAY!!! That would involve me actually getting NEAR a spider….EEEEEWWWWWW!!!!
So, in conclusion, I guess it wasn’t “Night Gallery” that made me afraid of spiders.  It just made my fear of them in sinks worse.  You’d think I’d be over it after 40+ years…But I’m not.  I don’t honestly see it happening anytime soon as a matter of fact. 

4 comments:

  1. hahhha...I was googling trying to figure out what that show was and stumbled across this blog here.....

    I thought it was a movie?....I recall seeing an ad for a late night viewing of it, read the notes and I was sure it was it? ...too late for me too stay up!

    ...but the spider eventually got so big it invade the streets and attacked the town????

    do you know any more info on night gallery...would love to see all this again

    Matt

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  2. The ads for this particular episode of Night Gallery ran in the afternoons of Tuesday and Wednesday of that week during the networks airing of the National League Championship Series between the Pirates and Giants in 1971. They must have run the ad 7-8 times in the two days -- it was 42 years ago and I still get the creeps...The tag line during the ad was: "A fear of spiders?...Just brush them away...All but this one".....At which point the guy would open the bedroom door and the spider would appear -- what further made is creepy the squeaking noise the spider was making....

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  3. I still remember watching that episode. Talk about life-defining! I never wash spiders down the sink because IT WILL COME BACK.

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  4. I still remember watching that episode. Talk about life-defining! I never wash spiders down the sink because IT WILL COME BACK.

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