Monday’s “Simon’s Celebrity Soup” had a bit about Taylor Swift coming out with a new fragrance, “Wonderstruck”. It got the morning team to wondering what fragrance they’d be. My immediate thought for Scott was, “CORNNUTS!!!”
Sometimes my thoughts just come and go; other times they hang around until I actually do something about them. That’s the case with my CornNut idea. I kept trying to think how I could create something to describe Scott’s fragrance.
After a day or so, I realized I was over thinking the whole process. I was trying to be too precise with my thoughts. Once I simplified things, it all finally came together. Rather than bottling Scott’s new fragrance, just use the real thing! One cornnut should be just the right amount to rub on your face and neck.
Of course, for it to be Scott’s fragrance, the packaging would need to be altered; like putting Scott’s face on the bag. And the price would have to be much higher than the regular price of CornNuts; after all, this is a “fragrance” that’s being promoted, not a snack item. You can get cornnuts almost anywhere; Scott’s Eau De CornNuts would be sold in places like Macy’s and Nordstrom’s.
Why stop there though? Heck, Scott could have a whole line of Eau De CornNut fragrances.
ORIGINAL
This would be your every day fragrance, perfect for the office, or just hanging out at home.
BARBECUE
What better way to get in the mood for a barbecue than with Scott’s Eau De CornNut Barbecue fragrance? Whether you’re grilling in your own backyard, at a tailgate party, or going to a barbecue somewhere else, Scott’s Eau De CornNut Barbecue makes the perfect accompaniment to any cookout.
RANCH
Sometimes you just feel like leaving the city behind and getting back to nature. Maybe go horseback riding, or have a picnic in the wilderness. For those times when you feel like being a man’s man, there’s Scott’s Ranch fragrance.
CHILE PICANTE
Maybe you have a hot date this evening, or just want to spice the night up a bit; Scott’s Chile Picante fragrance is sure to do the trick. If you really want to get wild, dab a little Chile Picante cornnut dust behind your ears…Spicy!
CALIENTE
If you’re looking for a bit more than just a spicy time, and want variety, Scott has you covered with his Caliente CornNut mix. Not only will you get that spicy fragance you crave, it’s enhanced with red pepper and sesame stick among other things. Caliente also makes the perfect gift for that man in your life who may need something to spice things up and bring the variety back to your romance.
NACHO CHEESE
We’ve all known guys who can only be described as “cheesy”. The one’s who tell the bad jokes, schmooze everyone they come in contact with, and generally act like big shots around the office. Well, next time you draw that person’s name for the office gift exchange, Scott has the perfect present; Nacho Cheese Eau De CornNuts. You, and the whole office will always know when that guy is coming around; allowing everyone to make a quick exit.
Don’t accept cheap knock-offs you can find at almost any corner store. When you want to give the best, give Scott’s Eau De CornNuts.
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